Paradise for scroungers
(Tuesday 02 December 2008)
IT'S bloody hard to have a quiet holiday in scrounger-friendly Britain these days.
You can barely get onto the golden sands of the country's glorious resort beaches because they are full of unemployed people lounging around idly in the hot sun, sipping pina coladas and feeding their legions of children on endless supplies of ice cream.
And try getting a table at a top restaurant to enjoy a quiet meal with your City chums. You just can't book one because of all those wining and dining single parents spending their benefits on fillet steak and asparagus.
Such, at any rate, is the world according to Bristol University's Professor Paul Gregg and his mate, Work and Pensions Secretary James Purnell.
These gentlemen appear to inhabit a parallel universe to the more mundane and chilly one occupied by the rest of us. In their world, the unemployed are a menacing, idle lot whose sole target in life is to extract the maximum benefits for the minimum of effort.
And single parents have chosen their lot in life to enable them to avoid honest toil, waving their brats around as spurious evidence of their inability to go off to work in the match factory for minimum wage, when they could easily engage a childminder or an au pair to enable them to become productive members of society.
Whereas, in our rather more sordid world, most people live in fear of unemployment and its consequences, such as losing your home, falling into arrears on your bills, losing the ability to take holidays or even feed and clothe the kids adequately.
And single parents eke out an existence on minimal levels of benefit, unable to afford childminding and trapped in the house by the poverty-level existence which is all that is offered them by a government that grudges them even the little that they do get.
The nonsense spouted by messrs Purnell and Gregg would be bad enough in a period of full employment.
In a period when thousands of jobs are vanishing every month and unemployment is projected to hit three million soon, even using the government's thoroughly massaged figures, it is, quite simply, vicious nonsense and a disgraceful slur on people who have no work and no chance of work through no fault of their own.
One wonders if Mr Purnell is contemplating making it a criminal offence for the unemployed to smile. It would certainly be in keeping with the rest of his attitudes.
As for Prof Gregg's description of "work equal" activities as being like a school detention, that really is beneath contempt.
And Mr Purnell's approach, that virtually everyone should be doing something in return for benefits, also seems to miss the point completely.
That is that benefits are not a privilege, a handout by some new Labour Lady Bountiful.
They are an entitlement, paid for out of people's taxes when they are in work to insure them against absolute penury in the event that they lose a job.
Mind you, the attitude of Mr Purnell and his toady professor is not unusual.
Tory twit and failed leader Iain Duncan Smith's patronising attack on council tenants and the estates that his own party was instrumental in marginalising positively reeks of the same condescension.
It is no coincidence that attacks on council tenants, the unemployed and single parents always emerge at times like the present.
They are simply designed to divert attention from the villainy of the thieves, swindlers and con artists of big business, banking and the City who, by their avarice and incompetence, made victims of those that they now attack so viciously.