Intergalactic Do Not Probe List

[ZingPao]

Humans hate telemarketer calls and spam emails. I have also heard that (most) humans dislike probes, particularly of the anal variety.

That got me to thinking. . . perhaps the AlienZoo Organization could start a “Do Not Probe List” where humans and other species within the AlienZoo exhibit could submit their names. Anal probes are not as common now as they once were, but from time to time, a visiting being or two has been known to run some tests and it’s not always enjoyable for the human test subject.

So without further ado, add your name to our “Do Not Probe List” and we will submit your information to the intergalactic “Do Not Probe List” which will (hopefully) prevent a number of unwanted probes.

http://alienzoo.com/blog/index.php/2...ot-probe-list/

Uhhh......okay.... ZingPao

Were they really strong them tablets?

[ZingPao]

I wish.

[Nostalgia]

Originally Posted by ZingPao

I wish.

Do you want some?

[ZingPao]

Originally Posted by Nostalgia

Do you want some?

Do you mean the tablets or probe?

[Nostalgia]

Originally Posted by ZingPao

Do you mean the tablets or probe?

The probe would be classed as extras, can you afford it?

[ZingPao]

Ha!! Lost half my life savings in a matter of days. Yikes! I was probed and didn't even realize it!!

My pipe! Where is my pipe!

[ZingPao]

Just say "no" to probes.