goodbye red states

[Knight of the Word]

I dont Know if this was posted here, but I got this from my brother in law through email.


>> Oct 20, 2008
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>> Dear Red States:
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>> We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California , Hawaii , Oregon , Washington , Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
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>> To sum up briefly: You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama . We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
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>> Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christ ian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals.
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>> With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
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>> With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you.
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>> Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing a war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
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>> Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico
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>> Peace out,
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>> Blue States

Well an interesting concept – Obama supporters...or as you like to call yourselves... “Blue States”. Let’s ponder the separation of the United States of America and how it would look.

Firstly, just because a numerical majority of a particular state is brainwashed by a fork-tongued politician blowing a lot of hot air and sucking in a lot of people to believe he’s the next Messiah, does not mean the entire state is that brain-dead. So you will see a mass exodus of CEOs, corporations, scientists, professors of those great universities you lay claim to, and a lot of other smart people who do not wish to be led by a lying, spineless, inexperienced bafoon.
And while we’re spraying OFF to keep the mosquitos away, we will breathe a sigh of relief that we won’t have to worry about a poisonous spider crawling up our leg at the family barbeque. Yes, you get an entire shitload of poisonous spiders, snakes, alligators and other pesty critters that drive us nuts.

Speaking of driving…congratulations, you are adopting all the senile retirees who drive 45 in the left lane, refuse to use their turn signals and recklessly throw open their door in the parking lot in true old fart fashion, denting your new BMW.

Because Obama wants to spread the wealth, and grow entitlements, initially you will be working your ass off so the WIC abusers can buy new Nike tennis shoes for their crack babies. That and helping the non-tax paying criminal set buy more guns and ammo to shoot at you and the police force protecting you. But those days won’t last long.

When your fearful leader bankrupts the nation with his big programs he can’t pay for (because all the big corporations have left the country), you’ll be forced to leverage every asset you own to other socialist giants. Soon you’ll be eating shrimp fried rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner and God forbid, be asked to kill off your baby daughters to contain the growing entitlement fed population – (which for the liberal blue, is ok since you don’t believe an infant has the right to life). Soon, you won’t have a pot to piss in, much less to feed your sick, your hungry, and your destitute.

Yes, you’ll be crying for justice, for change...but wait!! Who are you going to blame? Blue, you’re so used to blaming the other guy for your own mistakes, you’ll soon be the D.A. (Divided America), and you’ll start whittling your new nation away until all that’s left is a group of a hundred thousand or so left-wing hippies, crack addicts and others who drank the Snobama kool-aid worshipping outside the meccah (aka Obama mansion) waiting for Bill and Barack to step outside and pronounce the daily prayer for change...or maybe blue states, you’ll wake up and realize you don’t have anyone to blame but yourselves. Now that would be a miracle. (And yes, we do believe in miracles).

Yes, we Red States tend to support the concept of protecting our nation’s freedom. Because freedom isn’t free. It requires a price to be paid. Whether it’s defense spending, a tearful separation of a mother and son, or blood shed in the sadness of war – someone has to pay. The brave young men and women of the Red States will fight to protect your cowardly asses when (when, not IF) the terrorist-run countries who do not fear your pussy-led nation and now have nuclear weapons come a’knockin. YOU BETCHA And why? Because we hold what used to be our nation dear in our hearts, and the people inside as precious...as God’s children. And although you make jest of our beliefs, it’s those morals and tenets of love, peace, kindness, patience, goodness, and faith that have kept us together, and will keep us loving our long lost Blue brothers and sisters.
So. When you come running to us for protection, we will take you “Blue states”, because as a vast majority of us believe, ONE nation UNDER GOD...and in GOD we trust to stand together against the real enemy. Separation, deception and evil.

[Knight of the Word]

I will answer your reply later today when I can give it the attention it deserves.

[ZingPao]

I too need more time. Looking forward to what the Knight has to say.

[ZingPao]

There are other options:

http://www.rinf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3474

[Knight of the Word]

Here is my rebuttal.

1. Why are people looking for a new messiah, is it because yours has failed to address the grievances of the people. Look at all the damage that has been afflicted upon the u.s. by the last 8 years of republican agendas. We went from a projected budget surplus to 10.5 trillion in the hole, and I thought republicans were fiscally conservative. We are fighting a war we had no business getting into, if you believe 911 was a terrorist act, you have never looked into it. It was an inside govt. job to herd the sheep towards war in the middle east to secure oil and pipeline routes.

As far as big business leaving in droves, have you been sleeping, they have already left with the republicans waving goodbye and giving them tax dollars to go enslave the peasants of other lands.

As far as spreading the wealth, The wealth really belongs to those who produce it, the little guy who slaves for the giant companies who keep getting bigger and wealthier, while outsourcing American jobs, stealing pension funds, leaving workers disabled and penny less after years of hard physical labor. Meanwhile giving outlandish bonuses and other shit to top executives who manipulated stocks and account books, leaving ruin and chaos all with the Republican gods blessing. Its time the wealth trickled up instead of down, if it doesn't work at least those greedy bastards will suffer too.


One needs to wonder why this great GOD fearing nation even needs wick or other programs to help the poor. We have so many Rich republican jesus zealots, surely they could set up church run programs to feed all the needy, help house them, educate them, and provide adequate medical services free of charge in the name of jesus.
They must be too busy spending money on mega churches and radio and tv stations to get the word out how great their imaginary god is.

So its left to the govt. to help those less fortunate ones, and liberal hollywood fundraisers, because the jesus god followers couldn't get it done, must not have been gods will.

Guns and abortions the two most important aspects to being a jesus god republican.
that will be part 2 first I need to smoke a joint and burn a bible while dancing naked singing a mettallica song or I need to take a piss and grab a beer.

[Knight of the Word]

Now on to more enlightenment.

As far as your godly war and saving the Muslim nations.

Lets send Evangelical led armies of the faithfull, with mac caine in the lead with all those who know its the right course. You should have instant success and no casualties as god would surely be on your side, and mighty cheney and haliburton will be your support for a couple trillion dollars. Hell invite your cousins the Israelis along too, I am sure jesus has forgiven them by now its been over 2000 years since their last encounter.


Don't worry about your guns enough of us leftist wackos like em too.


On abortion, most of us or the majority think its wrong period, but its not up too us to decide whats right or wrong, so you have free choice.

Instead of worrying about making it illegal, lets spend our energy on educating people on birth control and responsibility. Its easier and less traumatic then throwing blood on woman and calling them whores who will burn forever in hell or blowing up clinics.

The preserving the planet,
With republicans in control the planet has gotten worse, with bad policies rewarding polluters and bad stewards of our resources. But what do you republican neocons care jesus is coming to take you too heaven, so you'll turn the earth into hell before you go. Jesus is probable not coming back in the way you think he is so lets take care of the earth instead of using it like a cat box for billions of people.

[Knight of the Word]

part 3

national freedom.

How much more free or we since bush and company have been in charge.

1. The beloved patriot act
2. no trials, just torture for Quote "'enemy combatants"( anyone can fall into that category) according to republicans.
3. national Id card mandatory.
4. Phone tapping of all conversations.
5.list of republicans and bushes slave control

"Executive Departments and Agencies" means the executive departments enumerated in 5
U.S.C. 101, independent establishments as defined by 5 U.S.C. 104(1), Government
corporations as defined by 5 U.S.C. 103(1)". There is a distinct difference between
Section 5 of the U.S. Code and what the Constitution, defines as 'our government'.

If you think it is only the War on Terror that has caused our country to lose so many
liberties and freedoms, think again. The War on Drugs is another culprit in that
regards. According to the Violent Crime Control Act of 1991 the President has the power
to suspend the Constitution and all rights guaranteed under it, to establish detention
camps, seize your property and control populated areas in the event of a so called 'drug
crisis'.

These are the tools that have built the coffin in which lay our rights, our freedoms and
our liberties as we have known them for almost 200 years under the Constitutional form
of government that far too many people still believe we have. All that is left is to
have the nails driven into the coffin to convert America into a police state just like
Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia.

Those nails are already there, just waiting to be used, in the form of numerous
Executive Orders enacted by President Bush. Here are just a few of them, with a brief
synopsis of their meaning for the people of this country.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 10990 allows the government to take over all modes of transportation and
control of highways and seaports.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 10995 allows the government to seize and control the communication
media.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 10997 allows the government to take over all electrical power, gas,
petroleum, fuels and minerals.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 10998 allows the government to take over all food resources and farms.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11000 allows the government to mobilize civilians into work brigades
under government supervision.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11001 allows the government to take over all health, education and
welfare functions.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11002 designates the Postmaster General to operate a national
registration of all persons.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11003 allows the government to take over all airports and aircraft,
including commercial aircraft.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11004 allows the Housing and Finance Authority to relocate communities,
build new housing with public funds, designate areas to be abandoned, and establish new
locations for populations.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11051 specifies the responsibility of the Office of Emergency Planning
and gives authorization to put all Executive Orders into effect in times of increased
international tensions and economic or financial crisis.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 11921 allows the Federal Emergency Preparedness Agency to develop plans
to establish control over the mechanisms of production and distribution, of energy
sources, wages, salaries, credit and the flow of money in U.S. financial institution in
any undefined national emergency. It also provides that when a state of emergency is
declared by the President, Congress cannot review the action for six months.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 12148 created the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) that is to
interface with the Department of Defense for civil defense planning and funding. An
"emergency czar" was appointed. FEMA has only spent about 6 percent of its budget on
national emergencies, the bulk of their funding has been used for the construction of
secret underground facilities to assure continuity of government in case of a major
emergency, foreign or domestic.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 12656 appointed the National Security Council as the principal body that
should consider emergency powers. This allows the government to increase domestic
intelligence and surveillance of U.S. citizens and would restrict the freedom of
movement within the United States and granted the government the right to isolate large
groups of civilians. The National Guard could be federalized to seal all borders and
take control of U.S. air space and all ports of entry.


Don't you feel safer, its a good thing thos god fearing republicans are on the job.

[Knight of the Word]

I thought for sure I would at least got a screw you dumbass reply.

When the critics are silenced you must have made a point.

[ZingPao]

Only a hard core fascist could argue for those things. They may be laying low sensing the pendulum is about to swing?