World record in Stupidity - Ann (Hart) Coulter

Rene Delavy

You really don’t know who is Ann Coulter? She is the most named power woman of the USA. And she is rightwing, Republican, a real woman out of steel and with an atomic brain and - she is blond and she thinks to be beautiful which needs further comments down below. She assumes to be intelligent. This assumption requires a heavy theory of relativity - as follows:

When Ann Coulter was born, René Delavy was already old enough to know that there are two sexes in the world: The homosexuals and the heterosexuals. It was not yet decided, before December 8, 1961, when Ann was born, if she would become a queer or a lesbian. It turned out that she would be none of the two and that she would love normal men - and therefore she believes today that she can wish any homosexual person to hell.

Her funny views on sexes can be proved on the example of dear Bill
Clinton, Ex-president of the fastest and fattiest hegemony on Earth. The
normal man had a suck with a young lady, like about 100 million
US-Americans have in their lifetime too, sometimes not with the own
spouse, which again covers the habits of Ann and some other 50 million
US-Americans. I don’t know exactly what Ann did with her boyfriends like
Bill Maher, Dinesh D’Souza, James Tully, Bob Guccione Jr. and a dozen of
Ronald Reagan’s FIB agents, but I guess that she did more than just
making normal love. But when Bill Clinton decided to interrupt his heavy
work for a short suck, Ann could not do else but find this to be the
most relevant matter during the whole presidency of Bill.

Same logics go for her intellectual life with politics. On the right of
Ronald Reagan, anything may go or may govern, even a totally crazy-gone
Double-Ass George Little-Tree. Whatever idiocies this gay, sorry, I
meant guy, may going to decide, Ann finds excellent phrases to justify
the brainy errors of the worst president on Earth ever. It is as with
beloved Ronald Reagan: Both decided that the richest Americans don’t
have to pay taxes anymore, which will then be paid by the middle-class
and the poor, or else by seeing dropped all health or social care,
inflate the mad indebtedness of the USA and shout: “State-of-evil Soviet
Union or Iraq or Iran must be killed!” - and now, we have the bravest
master mind and Chief of State ever on Earth…

There is a saying that Ann had already, in earlier days, a problem with
abortion. The tale goes as follows: A guy who instructed, with the
consent of rightwing US-presidents, the torturers in Chile, Argentine
and other states in South and Central America and in addition violated
as Contra-instructor socialist girls, decided to have sex with Ann.
Afterwards she meant to be pregnant and thought about a little abortion.
However, it was found that she suffered under a hysterical pregnancy
syndrome. Ever since then, Ann could no more understand why women can
get in a situation where abortion is often the only reasonable way out.

Ann Coulter has some other topics, she likes to gossip about, with the
result that part of the US population became even more dull as they were
already. Take some examples:

- “Liberals are criminals because they do not like America.” - Ann is
right: THIS America cannot be loved by any reasonable person. Therefore,
one Republican judge had to make George Little-Tree president whereas
about 50,001 %, in fact, renounced to weaken their country by a stupid
president - nowadays the most hated Chief of a goddamn ugly hegemonic
nation.

- “Wipe out North Korea, Iraq, Iran and some other axe-of-evil
States.” - Ann is bloody right and not leftwing here: These states look
out for the same idiocies as the USA have already: Atom bombs, inhuman
politics, miserable social securities, gigantesk towers of debts, kill
civil rights and equity for the poor in the world, hegemonic capitalism,
all rights for just one nation - the richest and most pitiless, splendid
army defiles, stupid presidents and some Ann Coulters talking nonsense
on TV.

- “God is equal to the USA. We alone have Biblical ideas. We dominate
the planet, the animals, all the asses of the poor. So, rape the Earth
and rape all Not-US-Americans.” - Marvellous, Ann, great! This is
exactly the program of neo-liberalism: Human power in the midst of all
interests and the planet Earth in the Asshole. Bravo! And this will be:
The Earth is ready to strike back and to get rid of US-Americans and all
who don’t grasp reality as it is - quicker than wise Ann could imagine
with her low horizon.

- “Timothy Mc Veigh should have made explode the New York Times.” -
Ann, I fully agree. New York Times wrote the greatest shit about
Little-Tree for about five long years. But now they have stopped,
contrary to many other media, to be taken for stupid, whereas Ann still
keeps herself as little-minded as she always was.

- “Canadians should be thrown in the Pacific just as Israelis should be
thrown in the Mediterranean Sea.” - Ann, this is great talking. The most
stupid nation in the world, the USA, wants to get rid of cultural folks
like the Canadians? Great! The second part of your saying is however not
as stupid as you may guess.

- “A central component of liberal hate speech is to make paranoid
accusations.” Ann, this is a proof that you have seen a University from
the inside. What a beautiful language! If you change the word “liberal”
into “new born idiots” or “killing field republicans” or “Ann the
slaughterhouse”, yes, then the right sound would swing through the holy
and promised land, south of Canada.

This is enough. I can’t any more. Your stupidity is so immense, Ann Hart
Coulter, that I risk losing my mind in quoting you too much. Ann, I
love you so. When stupidity surpasses a certain measure, it becomes a
piece of art.

I promised earlier to express myself on Ann’s beauty and intelligence.
Here in Europe, we say sometimes that blond and beautiful women must be
dull. It seems to be a constancy. This is an error: I had blond and
beautiful ladies and they were all very intelligent. But let’s make a
distinction: If a woman has fair hair and is really intelligent, let’s
call those ladies in future “Blondies”. If, however, the European theory
prevails and “Blondies” prove to be in fact very stupid, let’s them call
in future “Annies”. Thus, we will never fall in the trap of holding
rightwing rant women for intellectuals.

Reader, if you ever hear or see Ann Coulter on television again, in
Murdoch’s Fox-TV or worse, think of these few lines. And you may
discover that nothing of this story can be taken as a fairy-tale….

René Delavy -

Author of “Fairy-tale about Goliath’s stone and David’s missiles” //
“Fairy-tale of a singer and his Italian mafia state” // “Criminal acts
in US-politics”

www.rene-delavy.com