Where terrorism found its Origin

Once upon a time, a man with name George was born who did not understand anything of the mechanics of this world. Therefore, he grow more and more angry, seeing how major politicians became real criminals, environment was destructed for the sake of profits of rich people, resources were used up, leaving no real chances to future generations, media became more and more cynical and pitiless in their shreddering of daily news.

So, this stupid went to a big mountain, reached its top and shouted in
the round: “I want to save this bloody world!” Some eagles looked
astonished on this little crazy chap and wondered: “Who is this human,
shouting around like hell, chasing away all the mice and other animals,
we just wanted to pick up?” But the sad guy continued to shout towards
the bright horizon: “I will save the world by destructing it. That’s the
only way to wake up civilisation and strive for a better present of
humanity.”

Back home in his Alp chalet, George wrote the following Letter to one of
the biggest terrorists, down in the wideness of Asia deserts, north of
Saudi Arabia:

“Dear Master of terror

Ich bin George und komme aus dem Bush. I have some bright ideas how to
save the world by destructing it. There is no sense in doing it with
airplanes crashing in big centres. This is no real terror. We must find
better and more efficient ways.

Take as an example the elimination of a big stupid in politics who
develops all effects to destroy our base of living and to make dull the
majorities voting for him. There is no chance of getting him, surrounded
by body guards, unless you install somewhere a precise gun directed on
the place where this odd guy would have one of his innumerable speeches.
A simple shot and all nations will be released of mass-stupidity
produced by one insane brain. This should have been done with Hitler and
Stalin and the last century would have been totally different. Why not
using this lesson for the 21st century?

Why instructing youth to get on planes trying to make them explode? What
a useless lecture! Learn from regular armies: No general would let his
soldiers capture a hostile plane; anti-plane-guns and -missiles would do
it much easier. Get them from the ground. Anyway, dear master, it’s so
easy. A very good idea would be to convince Saddam Hussein to blow up as
many oil-wells as ever possible thus poisoning air and grounds with
long-term effects for our climate. Or convince a dictator of a hegemonic
state, some chief of a crazy democracy = dictatorship of dull
majorities, to assist a powerful friend in starting an
anti-terrorist-attack against another little and innocent nation,
belonging to an ethnologic group of one billion folks, identifying
themselves with that small state, such increasing hatred and terrorism
for the next 50 years.

It’s already done? Sorry, I missed it because I’m living on top of the
Alps, not reading any newspapers or looking scrap-TV of Murdoch or
Berlusconi. And so I have time making studies for saving our world. What
you think about the following idea? Just put some physicians in the
slums of a big town of a hegemonic nation and let them develop some
atomic scrap. This will do for a while. What about spreading a little
bit of slow-developing and deadly poison in the centre of a water supply
system by privatisation? Or put surprisingly a cutter on the point where
ultra-fast planes set up in the air? It’s not difficult to find ways of
destruction if you don’t leave the task to little children.

One should, in these days, think of opportunities that might clear our
minds, before a big master of neo-conservatism produces an Orwell-World
out of his and other countries. Got it? Great damage can be caused
without one single hour in pilot-school or explosives in Coca-bottles…
Why not placing a little data- or real bomb in www.searching-systems -
and we see the world’s mass of useless information-flows break down,
since all stupid companies outsourced their major data in order to
maximize profits? Thanks for answering to my bright ideas in the next
few days. George out of the Bush.”

After a month or so, the Chief of terror sent a responding Letter to our
insane chap who wanted to be elected President some day by queer
assistance of High Judges, with the following contents:

“Dear George

Ich Bin Laden und komme aus Saudi Arabia. It is with great pleasure that
I have noticed your proposals for even greater terror on Earth than we
have planned already. But our think-tank has found your proposals to
produce only small effects. One of the proposed blows of yours… and we
will have a Huxley-world and I can’t visit anymore my private
coast-resort for wellness-holidays.

We have profoundly studied the question and have arrived at the
conclusion that the best way, with major effects to better the world by
destroying it, would be as follows:

- Our master of hegemonic stupidity should continue to develop
terrorism in the world and we can put our hands in the pockets, accept
the beautiful results - and have wellness-holidays wherever we want.

- Planes, cars and houses should continue to spread billions of tons
of poisoning petrol, fuel, Diesel and kerosene over this world. This is
the most efficient destructing machinery ever thought. This will do for
the last resources and energy stuffs and it will create a climate of
deadly effects. Flowers and humans will see the astonishing effects in
every corner or slum of the world soon.

- Let governments continue to increase gigantesk towers of
indebtedness and those will tumble on stock exchanges, banks,
insurances, old age and health care. It’s only a question of time and
the biggest states on Earth will fall in bankruptcy - like a normal
family would do without money left on bank accounts.

- The stupidity in media and Internet should be left developing in
direction where naivety and banal matters are the real measure of
reasoning. We don’t need any bombs in any major data-centre systems. The
human logics that lexical knowledge would better empty brains and would
finally result in eternal happiness, is such a huge error that it will
bring us - instead of freedom and wellness - only a final chaos and
terror in spirit in this exploding Orwell-world. Be sure of that, dear
friend. Bin Laden.”

Now, this is the end of a nasty fairy-tale because our friend realized
finally that this world cannot be saved by any means in the line of
normal and pragmatic reasoning. And therefore, he jumped before the eyes
of the astonished eagles downwards from the highest peak and was
silenced forever. And thus we will never learn if his proposals and the
answer of a Chief of terror will have any effects on our future daily
life.

That’s all folks, for the time being. Let’s shed a tear about the death
and the vain illusions of our lonesome chap in the Alps… and try to
understand, why this fable is not as stupid as it appears when it’s read
only one time.

René Delavy -

Author of “Democracy = Dictatorship of dull majorities” / “Power x
Stupidity = Self-destruction” and “CHAOS” - www.rene-delavy.com