Fairy-tale about all sorts of Governments

Once upon a time I wrote in a book called “Thoughts in Torino” the following maxim: “It is not important if a country is governed by a dictatorship, by a pope, by monarchy or by democracy. The only important matter is whether the wisest humans or people of the country are in power of that state.”

For the first time in history of mankind, a poor Negro in the Congo can grasp a text better than the wisest guy at Harvard University in Hegemon-Country or in the ETH in Downtown Swizz. (Remember: A “Black” has never been black and a female has never been politically correct. This is important to know if you want understand the following fairy-tale of an insane brain…)

Now, let’s start the funny story of the real state of affairs on Earth,
let’s face the realities in this world - according to this wise saying:
“Democracies are nothing else but Dictatorships of dull majorities and
monarchies are nothing else but fairy-tales of infallible Popes of any
happiness noticed each new day on this infallible Popper-Friedman-World.

A. Dictatorships

The question its not if Putanio is the wisest… sorry, I was a little bit
out of time… I meant “Stalin” - he is the guy, definitely. He molested
not only Chechnya’s folks. He went far beyond that, since he killed by
mass deportation half of his own population. The rest was put in jail
and then transported in cattle-wagons in direction of a northern Sicily
for hard work. Some millions had to go away before their time. Putanio
tried to copy some decenniums later… but read on later, under
“Democracy”.

Some very cultural folks worshiped some Bach, Mozart and Beethoven. But
when a little chap arrived with a “Schnauzer” in his face, everybody
left his arm to heaven and shouted: “Heil Hitler!” and made him
dictator. In fact that man heard rather on the name of Schukkelmeier or
so, but he loved the name of “Hitler” - and so he decided on the killing
of some six million Jews in gas production and some other hundred
million by teaching them Nazism-war. When the tortured allies stroke
back with forth, in Dresden or so, today’s Nazi still proclaim that THIS
was the real crime of the 20th Century.

Somewhere in the South below the United States, a funny general with
name Pino-Cheese or so was instructed by CIA-experts, governed by
Kenny-Ball, Nix-is-on, Hau-das-Eisen and Truman-Capote, to prevent
socialism and some 3000 youth were tortured to death. General Vedelia in
Argentino-country was better instructed, he killed 30000 and threw them
in the Atlantic - in fact the whole intelligentsia of that State was
gone afterwards. Same right-wing bullshit was applied for Brazilera,
Urugus, Paragus, Bolivar, Venezius, Colombia and some other southern and
central states - under the influence of hegemonic capitalism “ideals”.

B. Monarchies

Following the Era of Louis I to XXX came along a chap named “Sue
Chiraqui” and said: “I am the last monarch of Europe.” His chancellor
“Town-bread” was tearing the chevelure of Police-Chief “Sarkosiosy”, a
curiosity of seldom interest. These chaps didn’t like US Little-Tree at
all and the maxims of his bunch of Roves, Rices, Rumsteaks, Greenhorns
and Gorba-Whiskeys ideas… and that’s the most positive thing I can tell
about this Francis-Monarchy.

West of Francis lived a funny guy who heard on the name of a sheep,
something like “Blaaaiiiirrrreee”. Every morning he jumped out of Nr. 10
and cried: “I am a genius” and some hours later, having preached
socialism but acted neo-liberal-Popper, came back, jumped into Nr. 10,
shouting: “Where is the Ass of Little-Tree?” But his Britus-folks were
funny, especially a cunning girl with name “Thutcher” who said that
friend-monster Pino-Cheese was the finest character of present times.

The nicest skunks in monarchy could be seen after WW II when Tenno
“Koizuebel” went to some Shrines and said: “We Japs have tortured some
Chins, put in (Putin?) “over- or under-pressure-chambers”, made balloons
out of human beings or shrunk them to nothing, killed some
freewill-Chins over weeks to death with incredibly high level of pain -
and today, the Chins treat all Animals in the same way. That’s a very
good reason to visit our Shrines.”

In fact, these Chins were not much better: During a cultural
mass-demonstration their King “Mao-Fatty” killed some million of own
folks, probably the most intelligent ones, and his followers didn’t
follow later King Karl Marxus but installed Friedmany-Greenhorn instead,
bought masses of worthless treasury papers, built towers in each
futuristic town and are preparing just now a total collapse of all
systems.

On a continent called “Europia” some eager and greedy managers produced
Know-how and Machinery, gave them away to the Chins for almost nothing -
and wonder now about cheapness, produced by workers for no salary at
all, there in the East, and therewith being the main source of
Merkwürdig’s, Chiraqui’s and Berlusdoggy’s unemployment in their
homelands….

C. Pope- and other Priest-Powers

Before we talk about RATZICCI XX, let’s go more to the East. There is a
curios religion with Sharah-laws. When am young chap violates a virgin
than a high-priest with name Amadined will throw first stone and the
impure would be dead. He jungles about with some grams of Plutonium, for
good reasons so, because the stone of Goliath has no longer any chances
against the missiles of David. But still the High-Priests of this
country are back in archaic time before “Jessica” was drowned at the
year zero in an aquarium…

David’s messengers should in fact have learnt the lesson of Hitler. But
they decided to copy the model and apply on Palestiner-Infants. This was
not a very good idea of Sharions dull majorities and therefore Amadined
thought to have all rights on the same atomic weapons, as have already
Putanio, Little-Tree, Chiraqui and the Chins, Pakkis and Indis. We must
finally understand how the Cascade of power in the face of stupidity
works on Earth…

But the best example of today’s dullness in spirit in almost all brains
is the fact that Ratzicci XX can shout at each mass delirium under free
heaven and witnessed by the eyes of his exclusive God: “Me-self as Pope
and my church are both infallible. This is so - and this was so when
witches were burnt alive by thousands or millions because they were
allies of a chap named “devil”. I regret the terrifying errors such as
Nazi-Germanians regret some slaughtering of Jews, Romas and Homos. But
this fact does not change one jota on the ideology that we represent the
only and one holy God in heaven.” And the newborn Youth, sprung out of
the grave of Orwell and Huxley, shout Hurrah and Hallelujah during
hours.

D. Normal Democracy (dictatorship of dull majorities)

The best demo-crazy in this world can be admired in the neutral country
Swizz. One morning shouted a little boy with name “Morgeli-Blochus” in
the church of his father: “I want become Federal counsel” - and now
Swizz has the most stupid politician ever, only surpassed by
Little-Tree, Putanio and Sadami-Husini. No, there are some other, even
greater Blockheads, but I can’t possibly name them all… The most
important region is “Downtown Zurick” with his unique airport “Unique”.
This town has a hill called “Sun-Berg”, on top a villa and there is
dictating an ugly dwarf called “Seppus Blatterio” all the sports rules.
He is the sole man on Earth with a football instead of brain. Only
Hinkis and Federball have a tennis-ball instead. This democracy is
governed by bilateral Euro-Treaties and Bank-secrecy-laws that replaced
any Bible long time ago in order to help rich people pay no taxes which
are paid by the poor. And you may see vanishing your deposits due to
bank fees making explode profits of money-houses… So you know now who
has the best Democracy on Earth, dear Chap and dear ChapIn (correct
feminine form of “chap” in German).

In the North of that little Bank-County lived happily some ChancellorIn
with name “Merkwürdig”. She replaced a man with name “Shrott” who
promised socialism and spread Popper-Friedmann-Greenhorn instead. Once
Merkwürdig shouted: “The unemployment is produced by the fact that
workers have no work…” The whole parliament stood up like one man, left
arms 45 degrees and shouted: “Heil Merkwürdig!” Understand, man,
respective “Merke, Mann”, that Nazism has an eternal call for all
nations throughout this hollywoodesk and kafkaesk World - surpassing
easily all imaginations of Shakespeare, Rousseau, Huxley or Orwell.

In the South was once a Singer with name Berlusdoggy. He whitewashed
Mafia-Money, built up hegemonic TV-Stations, stupideted half of
population with naked girls, gossip and football and become with help of
Craxi a fine Chief-of-State. He then played Judge of own purposes and
for several years made with a bunch of criminals his own laws and rules.
Than the anti-Florida-effect made pop up some Prodini. Hope is there
that this guy Perlamafia goes in jail for the rest of a lifetime.
However here, democracy is still in function, whereas with Little-Tree
against Al-Gorian just one vote decided with help of rightwing Judges
put in charge by father George I that… but you know that “Cascade of
slaps in the face in democracy” already by my former fairy-tale.

As promised under “dictatorship” I have to tell some matters on the
newborn democracies of the Chins - and the Russisky one of Putanio. Both
have replaced old Karl by something of Chicago-boys oath for “Freedom
and democracy”. This is: Give away the whole wealth of the nation to
some oligarchs for nothing in Russisky and to some golden boys in Chins.
And than believe in making money out of stones, indebt the whole nation
in the shortest time, take away all work from the workers and let
install a new Manchester Slavery - and we have it, the “Beautiful, new
World” - with the forthcoming collapses of these States, even before the
year 2015 has come.

Conclusion

To all professors without any universal distortion in their brains: How
do you now think about my theory that the wisest men should govern the
World? Let’s name René Delavy to be the sole real dictator on Earth, he
can bring us the paradise back, we all lost due to our incredibly high
level of stupidity. I have bad news: No man, not even this paranoid
Delavy, could change anything of the fact that we all are just now going
down the drain. We should have believed, around the year 1975, in texts
of the Club of Rome or the ones from René Delavy… and then, perhaps, we
would not have tramped in the decline of neo-liberalism, globalisation,
money-casino and believe in the ideological scrap of Thatcher, Reagan,
Popper, Friedman, Derrida and other Krauts, the stupidities of all
economic theoreticians and philosophers of the last 2000 years. Instead
we would have restricted the number of humans on Earth, believed in the
natural laws of our platform of living, tried to live in autarky and
autonomy and created a relative paradise, instead of believing in a
relative and deadly formula of Einstein “Energy = mass x light speed
square…”

That’s all folks, for today. Next topic will be on the stupidity of
Extra-Terrestrians or the Big-Bang of Harry Potter. Now, go to bed, dear
Reader. There it is cosy and quiet. This is well about the last
reasonable thing we can do - from now on.

René Delavy

Author of “CHAOS”, “Power x Stupidity = Self destruction” and “10 Maxims
for continuation of existence” - www.rene-delavy.com